1. Niklas

one chill dude. Whenever i see him i’m always ready to high-five, because Niklas is one cool guy. Smart, funny, witty, his voice is deep cause his dick is so big. he’s probably better than you in every way, just too polite to show it. If you see a Niklas, a high-five is mandatory because he’s super awesome.

1. André is the French and Portuguese form of Andrew
Andrè was the 2nd most popular boy’s name in France in the 1910s, 20s and early 30s, and has since declined in popularity. André is currently particularly popular in Norway as a middle name.

2. An Andre’s primary self defense will begin by attempting to lick his attacker in a dog like fashion. If the attacker is not warded off an Andre will then resolve to smear feces on his opponent.

3. A peculiar representative of the male species who under normal circumstances, proper disposition and clear status of mind will act accordingly.

4. An awesome guy that loves stars and dancing to your a jerk. He plays football and thinks girls with curly hair are ugly.

“A sexy, yet slightly retarded, German male. May or may not have a speech impediment. Also, sometimes known to have a very sexy and intelligent roommate. It’s natural habitat is Canadian boarding schools.”

“Man, have you seen that sweet moritz at SJR?”
“No, but i’ve met his roommate. He’s freakin’ awesome!”